Morning Breath

So the other morning Chris and I got into this debate about morning breath. I believe that everyone has it, Chris does not. He thinks that somewhere out there there is a person who wakes up without morning breath. Could this be? Well, we haven't gotten over it yet and so please let us know what you think about the debate.........but just ask yourself this, have you ever met someone without it????

the 5 pound baby...

so today was a poopy day, literally. It was one of those days that makes me think, am I the one that chose this? For about 4 hours all I did was clean up poop. And it wasn't baby poop mind you, but big person poop. I gave an enema and let's just say it was down hill from there. The funny thing was was that the sweet old lady told me that she felt like she was sitting on a 5 pound baby. I said, "a 5 pound baby?" and she was all surprised that I had no idea what that meant! So I guess I have been saying it wrong all these years, because sitting on a 5 pound baby does sound a lot more uncomfortable than being constipated!

the shock of a lifetime.....

so today I got to shock a patient back into normal sinus rhythm....(well, the doctor was kind enough to let me press button number 3), it was pretty awesome, for me at least, not so much for her, but with enough Versed, she won't remember a thing!