Sunday, January 2, 2011

You might be pregnant if.....

*your husband asks you (in the most loving way) if you would benefit from a trapeze bar (you know, the kind that overweight patients have in the hospital to help them sit up) when you are trying to sit up and get comfortable in bed

*your husband starts referring to you as Roley Poley the beached whale (not saying that this is what Chris called me.....)

*you scratch your abdomen like an old beer bellied man (why does it itch so much?)

*you can say, "I have gained 12 pounds" in a mere few months and no one even bats an eyelash (I have learned that holiday eating + working night shifts + being pregnant = crazy scale numbers!)

3 comments:

Ashley Colby said...

How are you doing with the pregnancy thing anyhow Linz? I wanna see your belly! Ha, I know that is annoying, but it is so fun to see all you girls pregnant! Your due date is coming up, I am so excited for you guys!

Kellie said...

haha, hey that trapeze bar doesn't sound like such a bad idea! i forgot about the itchy belly till you mentioned it...something to look forward to again :)

Dave and Kathryn Dodds said...

I am more and more thrilled with every pound you gain!!! We are so excited!