So today at work I had a first, I thought I would share:
Teenage father of patient: "What color is yo baby daddy?"
Me: "Excuse me?"
Teenage father of patient: "I said, what color is yo baby daddy?"
Me: "Um, he is white."
Teenage father of patient: "Oh yeah, he white."
He then proceeded to tell me some story that I could not really understand.
The best part of the whole thing is that this male also had a full on grill.
You never know what kind of things you might get asked in down town St. Louie!
Looking back now I wish I would have just told him my baby daddy is chris brown. I wonder if he would have questioned me.....
I also just got off the phone with Chris and we had this exciting conversation:
Chris: "I have some bad/sad news"
Linzi: "Oh no, what's wrong?"
Chris: "Well, I just found out that I had poop on my pants all day."
Linzi: "Is it yours?"
Chris: "No, of course not. It was a patent's from a runny code brown before surgery"
I don't know if it is more sad that I had to ask if it was his or if he walked around with poop on his pants all day. What do you think?
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5 comments:
LOL Oh, how I miss St. Louis...
That stinks that Chris had poopy pants all day!(no pun intended ;) One of the hazards of the job I guess. hehehe
Ha! I can't stop laughing. I love everything about this post. If I had a nickel for every time I asked Tyler if the poop on his pants was his... ;)
Can't wait to see you, Linz!
Oh Linzi! I'm laughing so hard right now! Thanks for making my night :)
So good! I can't wait to me that white baby o yours! He/She will help our numbers in the hood fo while fore you move!
Ha ha ha! Poop is disgusting. Just wait till he has to change poopie diapers. He accidentally gets some on his hands and when he's done, he licks it thinking it's left over chocolate from his candy bar. Yuck!
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