Kirkwood, MO--That's correct. On Friday evening Chris and Linzi challenged friends and aspiring cake decorators Dave and Kathryn Dodds to a 1st ever Stonecrest cake decorating contest. The Dodds came into the event with admirable confidence, believing that their combinations of spreadable and crunchy sugar topping their lemon cake would be enough to sway the judges. Alas, they made a fatal flaw by incorporating the depressing "Y" into the Spring-themed event. The judges were greatly turned off by that. The Browns, on the other hand, produced one of the most adorable bunny cakes that Missouri has every seen. "I almost got carried away," said Chris, minutes after the victory. "I wanted to give the bunny Easter themed tattoos, just to spice up the originality a bit, but Linzi wisely led us down a different course...a simple bunny head, as cute as can be. She was a genius." Naturally, Linzi deflected the praise and the reporters...it is believed that she celebrated the victory in the only way she knew how: by promptly cleaning up the kitchen and indulging in a bowl of ice cream. The future looks bright for Chris and Linzi: this prestigious victory follows last years triumph at Joselyn Humphries' birthday party when the Barbie cake they assisted with was a hit with children and adults alike. We can't wait to see their next creation.
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That is so cute! Looks delicious!
Is it weird to anyone else that you have friends named Dave and Kathryn Dodds & Todd? I was so confused!
What nice neighbors you have to allow your creativity to soar like that!
I am, however, a little distressed about the reporting of these events. It seems to me that the sugar intake on your part must have been too much for you to recall the actual happenings. As we all know that Easter Eggs and Easter themed "Y" cakes are much more original and their lemony goodness far superior to "bare" tasting white cake...we will be prepared to receive an official apology today if possible...and also the return of our lovely Kazoot! (We know it's being held hostage...)
The aforementioned Kazoot has been located and the owners are relieved. The Browns, previously thought to be guilty of the heinous crime, were found to be innocent and the warrant for their arrest has been revoked. All is well in Kirkwood, except for that apology and retraction.
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