#1. Ants are taking over my house. First started last week in the kitchen. Then in the bathroom, and then this morning they were in our dirty clothes hamper in our closet. What the what?
#2. Apparently, Chris ignores me sometimes. Exhibit A. Today, after finding the previously mentioned ant infested clothes hamper, we set about to drowned the ants. First the bathroom sink, then the washer. Chris said that he would put them in the washer. I said, okay, but make sure you put like this much Biz in (hand gesture of amount included). He nodded and said, okay. Before we left to church I went to put the other load in and as I put the Biz in this conversation took place:
Chris: "What is that?"
Me: "It is the Biz that I told you to add to the load before."
Chris: "Oh, I didn't really know what you said so I just thought you were talking about the detergent."
Me: "So you pretended to understand me? How often do you do that?"
He quickly back pedaled and claims that it doesn't happen often....hmmm. From now on there will be tests after I speak.
#3. While Chips, Salsa and M&Ms are delicious, they are not very filling. Maybe I should have had something different for lunch.
2 comments:
First, I HATE ants. I hate, hate, HATE them. The only thing I have ever seen Eli raise his voice at is an ant and I know that's because of the way he's seen me react to them in the past. "Shoo, ant, or I'll squash you!" he says...
Second....I can't tell you how many times Tyler and I have had conversations exactly like your "Biz" situation. One. Million. Times. would be my best estimate.
Hey! That's what I had for lunch on Sunday. Only, my chocolate was a Butterfinger.
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